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Navigate back roads, avoid suspension damage, and endure a steady stream of town board decisions with unclear public benefit. It's Oregon Trail, if dysentery were replaced by detours, consultants, and mysteriously delayed infrastructure.
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A Mad Libs-style game for anyone who's ever wanted to write Bedford Bee satire without reading 94 pages of agenda attachments first. Pick a template, fill in the blanks, and generate your own locally sourced nonsense in seconds.
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Survive the next Town Board meeting with a purpose. Download a randomly-generated Bingo card — filled with the greatest hits of Bedford civic theater. Your suffering is now a sport.
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Guide The Bedford Bee down an endless Bedford road, avoiding potholes, traffic cones, and road repair plates in a game inspired by the local driving experience. Consider it a tribute to the reflexes Bedford residents have quietly developed over time.
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You have died of a pothole. Navigate Bedford's treacherous back roads and survive town board decisions.
Generate your own absurdly believable Bedford Town Board headline, because satire now requires less imagination.
Place your bets on what happens next in Bedford. Satirical prediction market for local politics and town drama.
Survive the next Town Board meeting with a purpose. Download a randomly-generated Bingo card — filled with the greatest hits of Bedford civic theater. Your suffering is now a sport.
Guide The Bedford Bee down an endless Bedford road, avoiding potholes, traffic cones, and road repair plates in a game inspired by the local driving experience. Consider it a tribute to the reflexes Bedford residents have quietly developed over time.