🚐 Tonight, Town Board to Heroically Do Nothing About Katonah RV Parking

The RV parking saga in Katonah enters its seventh month of thrilling non-resolution tonight as the Bedford Town Board bravely takes no position. Once again.

To the untrained eye, this might look like indecision. But insiders know it’s actually a finely honed governing style called β€œProcrastinocracy” - government of the people, by the consultants, for the agenda packet three meetings from now.

Let’s be honest: local government is supposed to be the most effective. The most in touch. The most able to look at an issue like β€œIs it OK to park an RV here?” and come up with something. But Bedford has managed to match the dysfunction of Albany with the decisiveness of a toddler picking a bedtime book.

And the only thing moving fast is enforcement on leaf blowers and unsanctioned lawn signs. Meanwhile, the real issues get the usual treatment - polite acknowledgment, quiet tabling, and eternal deferral.

πŸ“ 6:00 PM tonight
πŸŽ₯ Join live on Zoom
πŸͺ‘ Or attend in person to watch democracy do what it does best in Bedford: absolutely nothing.

🚐 Tonight, Town Board to Heroically Do Nothing About Katonah RV Parking